So we’ve taken the word ‘nigger’ and ‘injun’ in Mark Twain’s classic Huckleberry Finn. There’s no more Christmas, Valentine, or Thanksgiving parties in elementary schools. We now have Spring, Fall, and Winter festivals. Schools have asked publishers to take a lot of religion and religious culture out of Social Studies books because Lord forbid, the minority might be offended. People voted for a black president not because he’s the most qualified individual to choose from, but because they didn’t want to appear racist to the outside world. We can’t say the word retard anymore because it might hurt someone’s feelings. Oh, and in children’s sports, the sport is stopped before someone can ‘win’.
This is what America has been reduced to. What more can they take away from us? How about Halloween?
Yes, Political Correctness has now officially crept it’s way into the realm of spooky and tacky costumes of Halloween since there is a group of students at Ohio University who have launched a campaign to ‘prevent’ culture from becoming stereotypical costumes. Want to be a Japanese Geisha? You might offend someone. How about a rapper or Bollywood dancer? Nope, think again. Indian princess? No, no, and no again. It seems we really have thin skin these days.
Wake up folks, it’s HALLOWEEN. Political correctness shouldn’t be able to hold court here! What’s next? Get rid of all the zombie brides because they don’t take the ‘institution’ of marriage seriously? How about dressing up as a skeleton? Is that going to offend the Mexicans because we’re suddenly making fun of Dia de los Muertos? How about wearing a Carnival mask? Do you know this has less to do with throwing beads at women in New Orleans to see their tits and has more to do with the religious tradition of Lent? I don’t hear anyone bitching about that.
Once we abolish everything offending in Halloween, where do we go from there? Role-playing and video games? Because let me assure you, games have more than enough of their share of stereotypes. I’m sure I’d offend some Hindi from India with my current Vampire the Masquerade character. She’s named after an important goddess and she’s Indian. Alternatively, I had at one point a super villianess named Doomsday Barbie. I’m sure this duel chainsaw wielding, exploding, barbie doll would offend some woman somewhere for being an unattainable model for little girls everywhere.
How about the typical high fantasy game where the men rush out to rescue the princess? I mean, in this day and age, you’d think princesses wouldn’t need to wait for the knight in shining armor to come and slay the dragon for her. Modern princesses should be able to fend for themselves. And finally, what about evil sorcerers? Isn’t this giving the wrong idea about Wiccans and other ‘good’ magic practitioners? Where’s the rage?
People, leave Halloween alone. It’s one day in the year where leaving political correctness at the door is OK. No one culture is perfect, we all have stereotypical things we’re known for. Hell, I know most foreigners think all Americans are fat idiots who can’t point correctly to any Euro country on a map. Am I offended? Nope. Laugh on people if it makes you feel good. Sit back, have a laugh, and have a beer on me! Just leave the sanctity of Halloween ALONE!